What is Included in the Gift?
- Folding Survival Shovel w/Pick - Heavy Duty Carbon Steel Military Style Entrenching Tool (Great for "Burying" Your Mistakes)
- 4'x6' Tarp - Multipurpose Weather-Resistant Cover (Ideal for "Covering Up" Problems)
- Disposable Poncho - 100% Waterproof (Keep Your Clothes Clean and Your DNA wtih You)
- Pink Duct Tape (Perfect Way to "Constrain" Your Troubles
- Organic Room Spray - Lavender + Bergamot (4 oz) ("Cover Up" Those Unpleasant Odors)
- Personalized Greeting Card With Your Message to Gift Recipient
- Charitable Donation to One of Our Partner Charities (Instructions Included for Gift Recipient to Select Charity)
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Everything You Need to Cover Up a Crime Gift Crate
So you made a mistake. We all have at one time or another. You are a good person who just makes bad choices every now and then. Does that mean you should spend the rest of your life in prison? Of course not. However, your local law enforcement officers may not agree. Not to worry, with this crate you will have everything you need to need to make your problems "disappear."
The heavy duty carbon folding shovel is great for digging holes to "bury" your mistakes. When not in use this shovel folds up nice and small for transport.
A plastic tarp is really a must have item for everyone. This versatile item can be used for a variety of things including "wrapping up" problems and "covering up" poor decisions.
If we have learned anything from all of the crime shows on TV we know that leaving DNA will get you caught. With the included plastic poncho your DNA stays with you, and your clothing stays free of those hard to remove stains.
Sometimes our problems seem to "get away" from us. Don't worry. A little duct tape goes a long way to keeping your problems contained right where you left them.
Lastly, as you already know it would really "stink" to get caught red handed so don't let strange odors omitting from your house lead to your demise. This lavender room spray is refreshing scent you will love.