What is Included in the Gift?
- Oversized Women's Sun Glasses with UV400 Protection
- Comhats Cotton Womens Summer Hat with Neck and Face Cover 50+ SPF Protection
- Inflatable Bra Pad Inserts
- If Only My Doctor Had Told Me ”Your Rights as a Patient and the Law that Protects You" Paperback Book
- Personalized Greeting Card (Enter Custom Message at Checkout)
- Charitable Donation to One of Our Partner Charities (Instructions Included for Gift Recipient to Select Charity)
Select One of Our Brilliant Gift Crates or Boxes
Premium Pine Crate with Lid
Premium pine crate made by hand in the USA. These beautiful wooden crates will add a touch of class to any gift. Each crate is carefully packed by our gifting experts, wrapped in a black satin ribbon and packed in a cardboard box for shipping. Your gift recipient will want to repurpose these crates as home decor or storage.
Sealed Shipping Crate with Pry Bar
The ultimate "fun" gifting experience. After your gift is carefully packed in the crate we seal the crate. The crate is then packed in a cardboard box with a pry bar. When she receives the gift crate she will have to work to get the crate open. Get your phone out as this gift opening experience is something you will want to record.
Decorative Keepsake Box with Diamond
Made to look like a giant ring box our beautiful decorative keepsake box with diamond is an impressive gift to receive. When she open the lid she will see a stunning 4.75" glass diamond sitting on a black velvet tray. The diamond can be engraved with her name or other text. Both the diamond and box make great home decor. The decorative keepsake box is wrapped in a beautiful satin silver ribbon and shipped in a cardboard box.
Brilliant Gifts Branded Gift Box
These black corrugated mailer boxes make a great impression. Printed on the outside of the box is "Brilliant Gifts for Brilliant People, www.BrilliantGifts.com." When she opens the lid on the inside is printed "There are over 7 billion people on the earth and at least one thinks You are Brilliant." Your gift will ship in a cardboard box and when they open the box they will see this stunning black box. Add an engraved diamond keepsake to personalize your gift.
Sorry to Hear About Your Botched Plastic Surgery Gift Crate
"Nicked N Tucked" Story
So, you decided to have some work done and things didn't go as planned? Perhaps you are no longer able to blink or turn you head? Maybe lips or other body parts are no longer symmetrical? Don't worry, you don't need to stay at home hiding in the house. With our "Botched Plastic Surgery Gift Crate" you'll have everything you need to go back out in public with confidence.
The over-sized sunglasses are just the right size to hide black swollen eyes, eyelids that are so tight that they will no longer shut or eyes that are drooping from Botox which has settled near the eyes.
The stylish wide brimmed hat can be pulled down low on the forehead to hide any Botox injections gone array and will also keep the sun off any new scars while they heal. As an added bonus, the hat also includes a face/neck mask which can hide overly plump lips or a neck that has been pulled back so tightly that you can no longer swallow.
If your breast augmentation left you a little lopsided the inflatable bra pad inserts will make sure no one is the wiser.
Lastly, it might be time to review your legal options so you will want to spend some quality time studying "If Only My Doctor Had Told Me …: Your Rights as a Patient and the Law that Protects You" which is included in the gift.