What is Included in the Gift?
- Oversized Women's Sun Glasses with UV400 Protection
- Comhats Cotton Womens Summer Hat with Neck and Face Cover 50+ SPF Protection
- Inflatable Bra Pad Inserts
- If Only My Doctor Had Told Me ”Your Rights as a Patient and the Law that Protects You"
- Paperback - 166 Pages
- Personalized Greeting Card With Your Message to Gift Recipient
- Charitable Donation to One of Our Partner Charities (Instructions Included for Gift Recipient to Select Charity)
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