Gift for the Coffee Lover

"Keep On Procaffeinating" Story

Joe, dirt, java, mud, brew, go juice, bean juice, jitter juice, rocket fuel, liquid energy.  No matter what you call it you just have to have a cup.  Americans consume 400 million cups of coffee per day.  That is 146 billion cups per year.   How many of those cups are you responsible for?

You tell yourself that while you do enjoy a cup of coffee but you don't need it.   However, deep inside you know that is not true.  You would rather skip your morning shower than skip your morning cup of coffee.  You are on a first name basis with everyone of the baristas at each of the twenty three Starbucks on the route between home and work.  You had sticker shock after reviewing your coffee charges on your last credit card statements, but decided to give up eating lunch instead of cutting back on coffee.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with us.  Go ahead and flip on the switch of your coffee pot or swing by that drive thru on the way home from work and keep on procaffeinating.