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What is Included in the Gift?

  • Folding Survival Shovel w/Pick - Heavy Duty Carbon Steel Military Style Entrenching Tool (Great for "Burying" Your Mistakes)
  • 4'x6' Tarp - Multipurpose Weather-Resistant Cover (Ideal for "Covering Up" Problems)
  • Disposable Poncho - 100% Waterproof (Keep Your Clothes Clean and Your DNA wtih You)
  • Pink Duct Tape (Perfect Way to "Constrain" Your Troubles 
  • Organic Room Spray - Lavender + Bergamot (4 oz) ("Cover Up" Those Unpleasant Odors)
  • Personalized Greeting Card (Enter Custom Message at Checkout)
  • Charitable Donation to One of Our Partner Charities (Instructions Included for Gift Recipient to Select Charity)

Select One of Our Brilliant Gift Crates or Boxes

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 Premium Pine Crate with Lid

Premium pine crate made by hand in the USA.   These beautiful wooden crates will add a touch of class to any gift.  Each crate is carefully packed by our gifting experts, wrapped in a black satin ribbon and packed in a cardboard box for shipping.  Your gift recipient will want to repurpose these crates as home decor or storage.

Sealed Shipping Crate with Pry Bar

The ultimate "fun" gifting experience.  After your gift is carefully packed in the crate we seal the crate.   The crate is then packed in a cardboard box with a pry bar.   When she receives the gift crate she will have to work to get the crate open.   Get your phone out as this gift opening experience is something you will want to record.

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 Decorative Keepsake Box with Diamond

Made to look like a giant ring box our beautiful decorative keepsake box with diamond is an impressive gift to receive.   When she open the lid she will see a stunning 4.75" glass diamond sitting on a black velvet tray.   The diamond can be engraved with her name or other text.   Both the diamond and box make great home decor.  The decorative keepsake box is wrapped in a beautiful satin silver ribbon and shipped in a cardboard box.

Brilliant Gifts Branded Gift Box

These black corrugated mailer boxes make a great impression.  Printed on the outside of the box is "Brilliant Gifts for Brilliant People, www.BrilliantGifts.com."  When she opens the lid on the inside is printed "There are over 7 billion people on the earth and at least one thinks You are Brilliant."   Your gift will ship in a cardboard box and when they open the box they will see this stunning black box.   Add an engraved diamond keepsake to personalize your gift.

Ali-Bye (Cover Up a Crime Gift Crate)
Regular price
$69.99
Sale price
$69.99

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Everything You Need to Cover Up a Crime Gift Crate

"Ali-Bye" Story

 

So you made a mistake.   We all have at one time or another.  You are a good person who just makes bad choices every now and then.  Does that mean you should spend the rest of your life in prison?   Of course not.    However, your local law enforcement officers may not agree.   Not to worry, with this crate you will have everything you need to need to make your problems "disappear."

 

The heavy duty carbon folding shovel is great for digging holes to "bury" your mistakes.   When not in use this shovel folds up nice and small for transport.

 

A plastic tarp is really a must have item for everyone.   This versatile item can be used for a variety of things including "wrapping up" problems and "covering up" poor decisions.

 

If we have learned anything from all of the crime shows on TV we know that leaving DNA will get you caught.   With the included plastic poncho your DNA stays with you, and your clothing stays free of those hard to remove stains.  

 

Sometimes our problems seem to "get away" from us.  Don't worry.   A little duct tape goes a long way to keeping your problems contained right where you left them.

 

Lastly, as you already know it would really "stink" to get caught red handed so don't let strange odors omitting from your house lead to your demise.  This lavender room spray is refreshing scent you will love. 

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