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What is Included in the Gift?

  • Hollow Hair Brush Diversion Safe (Great for Protecting Your Personal Items and Smugling Contraband)
  • 6 Pcs Nylon Tattoo Sleeves (Look Tough and Pick the Right Tattoos for the Gang You Want to Join)
  • "Serious Revenge: And the Art of Stealth Payback" Soft Cover Book (You Will Have Plenty of Time to Plan Your Revenge on the Person Who Set You Up)
  • "Creative Snacks, Meals, Beverages and Desserts You Can Make Behind Bars: A Cookbook for Inmates Looking to Put Fun Back Into Food" Soft Cover Book (Make Delicous Meals for You and Your Cellmates)
  • 4-Packs of Candy Ciggarettes (Great Way to Barter for the Things You Want Without Putting Your Health at Risk)
  • Personalized Greeting Card (Enter Custom Message at Checkout)
  • Charitable Donation to One of Our Partner Charities (Instructions Included for Gift Recipient to Select Charity)

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 Premium Pine Crate with Lid

Premium pine crate made by hand in the USA.   These beautiful wooden crates will add a touch of class to any gift.  Each crate is carefully packed by our gifting experts, wrapped in a black satin ribbon and packed in a cardboard box for shipping.  Your gift recipient will want to repurpose these crates as home decor or storage.

Sealed Shipping Crate with Pry Bar

The ultimate "fun" gifting experience.  After your gift is carefully packed in the crate we seal the crate.   The crate is then packed in a cardboard box with a pry bar.   When she receives the gift crate she will have to work to get the crate open.   Get your phone out as this gift opening experience is something you will want to record.

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 Decorative Keepsake Box with Diamond

Made to look like a giant ring box our beautiful decorative keepsake box with diamond is an impressive gift to receive.   When she open the lid she will see a stunning 4.75" glass diamond sitting on a black velvet tray.   The diamond can be engraved with her name or other text.   Both the diamond and box make great home decor.  The decorative keepsake box is wrapped in a beautiful satin silver ribbon and shipped in a cardboard box.

Brilliant Gifts Branded Gift Box

These black corrugated mailer boxes make a great impression.  Printed on the outside of the box is "Brilliant Gifts for Brilliant People, www.BrilliantGifts.com."  When she opens the lid on the inside is printed "There are over 7 billion people on the earth and at least one thinks You are Brilliant."   Your gift will ship in a cardboard box and when they open the box they will see this stunning black box.   Add an engraved diamond keepsake to personalize your gift.

Run on Sentence (Falsely Convicted of a Crime Gift Crate)
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$79.99
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$79.99

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Surviving Prison When You Have Been Falsely Convicted of a Crime Gift Crate

"Run on Sentence" Story

 You were just minding your own business when all of a sudden you were arrested, tried and convicted for a crime you didn't commit.    You are now facing a prison sentence and scared out of your mind.   Don't worry, this gift crate will give you everything you need to survive and perhaps even thrive, in prison.

 

To start off you will receive a hairbrush with a hollow handle for hiding contraband and will allow you to bring a few small comfort items from home. 

 

To survive in prison you need to look tough.   You could go get a bunch of tattoos, but that hurts.  With these six tattoo sleeves you will not only look tough but will be able to pick the right tattoos to join the most popular gangs.

 

You will have plenty of time to plot your revenge for whoever set you up and the "Serious Revenge" book will give you some great ideas.

 

Adjusting to prison food can be tough.   However, with the included "Creative Snacks, Meals, Beverages and Desserts You Can Make Behind Bars" book you will soon be running your own prison catering business.

 

Lastly, as you probably know, cigarettes are the currency of prison.   However, you don't want to put your health in jeopardy by taking up smoking, so we have included four packs of candy cigarettes.    Use them to get what you need and no one will be the wiser.

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